heartless-bandit:

Yes. Yea yes. Yup. Mhm. Yes. Now

(via slaymaster-general)

bluedogeyes:

Jurassic Parkour (via Mr. Lovenstein) 
"I knew something was up when he started shoving colorful pills into a bottle in methodical order" // Extra panel
Artist website / facebook / tumblr / Support on patreon

bluedogeyes:

Jurassic Parkour (via Mr. Lovenstein)

"I knew something was up when he started shoving colorful pills into a bottle in methodical order" // Extra panel

Artist website / facebook / tumblr / Support on patreon

(via thefrogman)

ohadvevo:

This is so deep I’m gonna reevaluate my life

(via hornygirlsthingsandships)

hamletsoutrageousfortune said: Hey man, whenever you get back from slaying those monsters or whatever it is you do, I have a question. What kind of things do you recommend my Hypoglycemic ass take with me if I'm going on say, a long adventure to destroy that damned ring of power, and can't eat anything for lunch, but need to eat something to keep from passing the fuck out like a total pansy flake? It's gotta be small enough to fit in a purse, and I have to make it coz I'm a poor motherfucker with no cash at all to buy candy.

fuckingrecipes:

Slice up an apple or two and put it in a plastic bag, then use a spoon to slap some peanut, hazelnut or almond butter into a different plastic bag. 
When it’s time to eat, you can rip off a small corner of the butter bag and squeeze the peanut butter out like confectioner’s frosting onto your apple slices. 

If you like tuna (I love it) you can get some cans of tuna-in-water with the easy tab lids and drain it into a bathroom sink or drinking fountain (wash it down so people aren’t bothered by the smell) then just eat the tuna with a fork. 

If you have mason jars or small tupperware, you can prepare a salad with nuts and chopped strawberries and all sorts of types of leaves and keep it in your purse, along with a small ziplock of salad dressing. 

Maybe a small bag with some of your favorite cheese chopped into cubes and an accompanying toothpick to eat it with. There’s tons of different types of cheeses, and you can mix and match. 

pancreasproblems:

When I’m rebounding from a low

glucose101:

Waking up with low blood sugar and trying to keep yourself awake to treat it

glucose101:

Waking up with low blood sugar and trying to keep yourself awake to treat it

my-author-ity:

Heart pounding. Hands sweating. Legs shaking. Mind is fuzzy.

Are you in love?

No, you’re probably experiencing hypoglycemia.

sisterjudyjudybobudy:

weetbixgod:

hotdadcalendar:

I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes

Babies have no concept of object permanence

That’s one of the sickest burns I’ve ever read. 

(via katttattack)

geekygothgirl:

jmiah0192:

Japanese child actress Mana Ashida (little Mako) was embarrassed that she couldn’t pronounce Guillermo Del Toro’s name so he gave her special permission to call him “Totoro-san” instead.
My Neighbor Guillermo Del Toro.

If I don’t reblog this, assume I’m dead.

geekygothgirl:

jmiah0192:

Japanese child actress Mana Ashida (little Mako) was embarrassed that she couldn’t pronounce Guillermo Del Toro’s name so he gave her special permission to call him “Totoro-san” instead.

My Neighbor Guillermo Del Toro.

If I don’t reblog this, assume I’m dead.

(via katttattack)